Showing posts with label Lindsay Lohan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lindsay Lohan. Show all posts
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Sunday, July 24, 2011
Friday, July 22, 2011
Saturday, July 16, 2011
Friday, July 15, 2011
Thursday, June 2, 2011
Lindsay Lohan’s Ankle Monitor Went Off
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''Must.. jam.. butter knife.. in.. green.. wire..”
So, remember last year when Lindsay Lohan had to wear a SCRAM device and it went off every five minutes because she’s a fucking idiot? You’ll never believe how things are going with her house arrest. Via The LA Times:
"The “Mean Girls” actress is required to wear an ankle monitoring device that randomly checks via a base unit that she is within the premises of her home. Law enforcement sources told The Times that her monitoring unit went off Tuesday, though it’s unclear why.
Steve Honig, a spokesman for the actress, said in a statement to the Times, “They came as part of standard procedure to make sure the monitoring equipment was working properly.”
For the record, Lindsay’s house arrest is probably the biggest joke in the history of law considering she’s allowed to have however many visitors she wants whenever she likes, and she doesn’t even to have to take drug tests. So, of course, she’s going to try and leave after barely two weeks, and then blame it on faulty equipment. And has anyone noticed how Lindsay always seems to get the shittiest monitoring device available? Seriously, it’s only a matter of time until she starts telling people her anklet’s secretly a teleportation device because the judge is out to get her. “I swear to God, I was just sitting in my room quietly writing poetry about the beauty of sobriety and BAM! Suddenly, I’m at Marmont trying to stop this stupid anklet from ordering the vodka I like. It’s so unfair!”
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Lindsay Lohan Blue Bikini Boob-Slip Candid Photos From Miami
Source: www.GutterUncensored.com
Here is Lindsay Lohan hitting the beach in Miami's South Beach wearing a skimpy blue bikini. And as you can see in the photos blow, Lindsay Lohan had a huge boob-slip bikini malfunction in the water when her entire right breast pop out of her bikini. She attempted to preserve her modesty by wrapping her arms across her chest but it was too late... The damage was done and the paparazzi had already captured the rouge breast. Enjoy! Click on pictures to enlarge.
Wiki Bio
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Lindsay Dee Lohan (born July 2, 1986 in New York City, New York, United States) is an American actress and pop music singer. Lohan started in show business as a child fashion model for magazine advertisement and television commercials. At age 10, she began her acting career in a soap opera; at 11, she made her motion picture debut by playing identical twins in Disney's 1998 remake of The Parent Trap. www.GutterUncensored.com
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