Sarah Mutch Bikini Wallpapers for FHM Magazine (May 2011)

Sarah Mutch is looking very bikini and lingerie worthy in the May 2011 issue of FHM Magazine.

FHM's Girlfriends: ULTIMATE COLLECTION

FHM's Girls: ULTIMATE COLLECTION

So Fuckin' Hot Girl in a Car

Sabine

Rachael Ray

Hilary Duff

Melissa Baker

Gabriela Endringer, Cristiano Ronaldo ex girlfriend 

 Brigate Rossonere

Megan Fox



Excerpts of PBA Astig Doll



Tara Reid: No one's belly button looks like that, nice job retouchers at FHM 

Megan Fox

RIHANNA

FERGIE

Christine Lakin



Natalie

Danica Patrick Spread In FHM



Elle Liberachi FHM France Magazine

Keeley Hazell FHM

Sexy Model Natasha Barnard Hot Photoshoot for FHM South Africa

Natasha Barnard is one of the hottest girls from South Africa and maybe one of the most beautiful girls on the planet according to the newest issue of the local FHM which ranked her on the 3rd place in their list with the 100 sexiest women in the world.

Beautiful Model, Doutzen Kroes is blowing kisses

Curiously named Dutch stunner Doutzen Kroes (that’s “Dow-tzen Crews”, fellas) is hard at work again, being stunning and smiling at cameras. This comes
just two months after giving birth to her (also curiously named) son Phyllon with father DJ Sunnery James, who’s quite big in Dutch house music. Notice that the complete absence of any baby weight on Doutzen? Apparently this is no mean feat and is probably some sort of supermodel superpower.

As well as procreating, she’s done quite well for herself, ever since she decided to send a portfolio to Dutch modelling agency Paparazzi immediately after finishing school. You may have seen her on the covers of Vogue, Time, Seventeen, Elle and many more besides. In 2010 Forbes named her fifth in the world’s top earning supermodels. And, apart from being rich and famous Douzen is also an Angel for Victoria’s Secret. Can you guess why?



The new bra prototype stood up remarkably well to the stress tests.

She was recently seen out in the sun modelling with a surfboard emblazoned with the slogan “Make it a bombshell summer!” This was for Victoria’s Secret’s new summer range, Bombshell, which is very colourful and quite sexy (present for the lady in your life maybe?). We think that by holding the surfboard the implication in this case was that Douzen was a bombshell too. Very clever, Victoria’s Secret.
She also stretched a pink bra, blew kisses to the audience and stood next a placard with other alluring Angels on it. And she did this all so very well.

Ginta Lapina - Cute for Victoria’s Secret ( FHM )

First things first: Ginta Lapina is not an intuitive name to spell. Is it pronounced “Ghin-ter” or “Jin-ta?” We just don’t know. What we do know is that Ginta Lapina has recently done some modelling for Victoria’s Secret, and on account of her being so cute we figured that we’d show you the resultant pictures.

Now, we don’t know anything about Ginta Lapina at all, aside from what her Wikipedia article can tell us. She’s not especially famous yet, see, so we’ll have to fall back on our old reliable and sort of cobble together an article out of that. A little like an orphan dressed in clothes made of rags that he’s found. Here’s a rundown of the top four things we could find out about Ginta Lapina at short notice:

 


Ginta Lapina is 21 years old. This means that, should you take her on a date in America, you can buy her a fine wine or colourful cocktail and not get arrested. Good stuff.
Ginta Lapina was initially recruited by a modelling firm called DANDY. That’s right, DANDY, all caps. We hope against hope that the representative was either a) a literal dandy, so he rocked up in a frock coat and wig then fainted nearby, or b) dressed like Desperate Dan. We seriously doubt either of these things happened.

Ginta Lapina’s hobbies include listening to rap music, swimming, and playing volleyball. Sounds like a well-adjusted young woman to us. Unusually for a list of hobbies, she could do all three of these at the same time and not be thought of as weird.
Ginta Lapina has been on the front cover of Velvet magazine. Two “funny” misinterpretations here; either a) it’s a magazine actually made out of velvet or b) it’s a magazine about velvet and velvet byproducts. Or, actually, c) both. You can choose whichever one you think is best. Or write your own, whatever.

We're not here for your bloody entertainment. Wait, shit, we are here for that
Hope you enjoyed the article! And by “enjoyed” we mean “looked at,” and by “article” we mean “pictures.” If you’d like to look at some more pictures of Ginta, then head over to Gceleb.com where there are many more shots of her in her pants.

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